“Uh, no honey, it wasn’t like that. See, me and the guys were protesting all of these nudie bars and adult bookstores. So, see, you should be thanking me for protecting The Children, not giving me a bunch of crap for being out all weekend.”
Harold Adams has an article in the Louisville Courier Journal about a group that is taking a bus tour of the area’s sexually-oriented businesses. I recall (vaguely) taking a similar bus trip during one of my buddy’s bachelor parties in Columbus, Ohio. Only we weren’t protesting. Unless “protesting” is a euphemism for “drinking from a keg between establishments.”
