Craig at Reverent & Free has a genius post that riffs on Rep. Mike Pence’s suggestion that the Iraq War is like football and the citizenry wants body counts from both sides to know who is winning and losing.
Craig offers a number of sporting analogies. Just a few of my favorites here:
Basketball – Your top guard made a “slam dunk†in the first quarter, but it was in the other team’s hoop. Since then both hoops have been destroyed. The other team’s coaches and starters are all either dead or in jail. Several hundred spectators have been injured by members of both teams. The ball occasionally explodes.
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Fencing – You’ve lost a leg, but your opponent has lost two arms. You’re laying on top of him, but his saber is in your liver. The equipment manager stole $7 billion from you.
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Hacky Sack – You have either killed or maimed all of the other players. Your violent behavior has left you with a broken arm and a seeping chest wound. There never was a hacky sack.