Glenn Beck has gone to the World Intellectual Property Organization (WIPO) seeking to get them to take down a domain name. In particular, Mr. Beck wants WIPO to dispose of the domain name: glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com.
Beck is attempting to do through WIPO what he can’t do through U.S. libel law. He doesn’t like the Internet meme suggesting that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 — his lack of denial of this is offered as evidence. At its root, this is a critique of Beck’s style of smearing a person, notably Muslim Congressman Keith Ellison, by voicing the smear in the context of purporting to allow the person to prove their innocence.
Beck’s efforts to go after the domain name seem likely to be unsuccessful. He essentially has to make a trademark showing that he has some right to the name or that the other person’s use of the name will cause some confusion about marks owned by Beck. But, really, how likely is it that any reasonable person (not, admittedly, Beck’s target audience) would be confused into thinking a site discussing whether he raped and killed a young girl in the 1990s was associated with one of Beck’s own websites?
As the attorney representing the owner of glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com states in his brief to WIPO:
There is no indication that the Respondent has intentionally attempted to confuse anyone searching for Mr. Beck’s own website, nor that anyone was unintentionally confused – even initially. Only an abject imbecile could believe that the domain name would have any connection to the Complainant.
We are not here because the domain name could cause confusion. We do not have a declaration from the president of the international association of imbeciles that his members are blankly staring at the Respondent’s website wondering “where did all the race baiting content go?” We are here because Mr. Beck wants Respondent’s website shut down. He wants it shut down because Respondent’s website makes a poignant and accurate satirical critique of Mr. Beck by parodying Beck’s very rhetorical style. Beck’s skin is too thin to take the criticism, so he wants the site down. Beck is represented by a learned and respected legal team. Accordingly, it is beyond doubt that his counsel advised him that under the First Amendment to the United States’ Constitution, no
action in a U.S. Court would be successful.
The test is whether a sensible person, not an “imbecile in a hurry,” would be confused. The whole brief makes for some pretty good reading. It discusses Gilbert Gottfried’s amusing use of the smear technique in a roast of Bob Saget as well as Internet memes generally.