{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"A Citizen&#039;s Guide to Indiana","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.masson.us\/blog","author_name":"Doug Masson","author_url":"https:\/\/www.masson.us\/blog\/author\/dougmasson\/","title":"The Onion: Patriots Lead Colts at Halftime - A Citizen&#039;s Guide to Indiana","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"UH8uPNo9Vf\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.masson.us\/blog\/the-onion-patriots-lead-colts-at-halftime\/\">The Onion: Patriots Lead Colts at Halftime<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.masson.us\/blog\/the-onion-patriots-lead-colts-at-halftime\/embed\/#?secret=UH8uPNo9Vf\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;The Onion: Patriots Lead Colts at Halftime&#8221; &#8212; A Citizen&#039;s Guide to Indiana\" data-secret=\"UH8uPNo9Vf\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.masson.us\/blog\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"(H\/t Chris Spangle and Josh Gillespie) The Onion gets in on the Patriots-love. Patriots Lead Colts at Halftime INDIANAPOLIS\u2014At the time of this writing the New England Patriots, playing on the road against an undefeated Indianapolis team, are headed into halftime with an all-but-insurmountable 24-14 lead. Barring an almost inconceivable and utterly out-of-character mistake by [&hellip;]"}